You are never going to believe this but....
This is Mrs. DCYou wouldn't believe some of the things I have heard in the last few days. It all started when Mr. DC fell down the stairs at home, all four stories of them, and had to be taken to hospital. They say his chances are fifty-fifty at the moment. I'm keeping my fingers crossed, and I will let you know what happens. He is going in for surgery tomorow.
He isn't here now so I thought I could get away with using his computer. As I thought, it was not rigged to blow when anyone else touched it. The silly fool had left it on standby. It seems that prior to his rapid descente he had been symultaneously writing a "piece" and browsing some particularly nasty Fem Dom sights. The latter I knew about, though the blog was new to me. I changed the password and had a bit of a read. I am not pleased.
There are a few things that need straightening out between us. Firstly, the closest he had, excuse me, has ever been to dog surgery is in fact a dog food factory. Secondly, he is not a doctor, having barely graduated from the University of Life, no honours. Thirdly, the thing about the illegitimate children was all a fiction, based largely on his hero Flashman.
More to come.
Excreted by Mrs DC @ 2:14 PM
4 Comments:
Four stories?!
That's terrible. Bring him some flowers from me.
Put my name on those flowers too...
Tell him I still have one of his Flashman books at my five-storey apartment.
And send those Fem Dom urls through pronto, if you please.
Squiggle and Kong - I'll nick a few extra out of next door's garden.
Andy K - I thought you were dead? I'm not sure you really are Andy Kaufman at all. What's more, you can burn that horrible flashman book wit hall it's chauvanism and vileness.
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