HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Budding romance nipped in the bud:Dr. DC: I love you weather dude.
Weather dude: Gee, this is all so sudden. You're so very male that I wasn't expecting this.
DDC: I just can't hold it in any more. I feel like I am going to burst.
WD: How long have you felt this way?
DDC: Weeks, months!
WD: I'm sure it is just a crush, a brief passion.
DDC: Call it what you will. This is how I feel. It isn't going to change. Not unless you change.
WD: I caught you looking at me on TV the other day. You seemed upset. I thought you hated me.
DDC: Well, you will say these things that you don't mean.
WD: Now I am confused. What are you talking about?
DDC: That time the other week, with your cocky smile you told me it was going to rain. It snowed all weekend!
WD: I see. I think we have our wires crossed.
DDC: Not so! You did it again this weekend. The half winking eye, the hand in pocket. I understand body language, it's my mother tongue!
WD: This weekend?
DDC: The weather dude says, "starry night." The window says, "snowing".
WD: It isn't going to work. I'm not gay and neither are you. Also, Mrs. DC will remove both of our testicles if she even catches a wiff of this.
DDC: OK, but promise me one thing...
WD: If it involves bodily contact I am going to scream.
DDC: No. No! Just, this summer, can you predict lots of rain?
Excreted by Mrs DC @ 10:32 AM
6 Comments:
There is a weather girl on japanese tv that measures the temperature by exposing her nipples in the streets of tokyo. She gives her report based on hardness whilst bemused spectators look on.
The boggle-eyed super-clapping of the 80 year man stood next to her as she popped the cups on her detecto-bra was utterly shameless and therefore infinitely amusing.
All hail Japanese TV.
All throw hail at Japanese TV.
Unless you prefer it '60s style with the very best technology (up to '67).
Which reminds me, DDC. The wife and I are quitting our cable subscription. I voted to give away the TV entirely if we couldn't have cable. She agreed. Didn't go to plan, really.
On with the downloading!
Yep - I am managing fine without the idiotbox at the moment. I've hardly got time to catch myself coming home before I am back out again...
There probably is a japanese game show where people throw hail at a TV.
and pace up and down?
Weathermam: The movie is out here soon. With Nick Cage in the titulor role... should be one to watch fro those with Kong withdrawal.
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